The Greatest Crossover

Hi, my name is Levi Horn there, now I am going to talk about the creepypasta that I just watched, now here is a story that I like to talk to, the story begins of with, me and my dad went to the car, then I went to the shop, with my father, then we brought some food and lollies, I could not expect what i saw, "The Greatest Crossover" in a black piece of marker in a sheet of paper that said "the funniest animated movie ever" witch isn’t, I brought it anyway, then I brought it after I scanned it and i went home, then I opened the DVD, and the DVD did not seem right.

it had homestar runner in a yellow bricked background, it had Stanley from A Troll In Central Park, being a critically panned Don Bluth film, then i said to myself "maybe is this a great idea to watch the film, is this or not" I immediately put it in my PS4, you know the gaming console, then I watched some previews that I had saw "Despicable Me: The Despicable Destiny of Gru" and "Toy Story Ü", the Toy Story Ü trailer had Woody in a black background, saying "fuck ü, an toy story parody is coming" then it said "Toy Story Ü" it said, "by Christopher Fartini, Heroin' McWeed, Michael Ass and Yung Yung Yo"

then the "Despicable Me: The Despicable Destiny of Gru" had a Universal Pictures logo in a black backgroun, then it some shots of the movie like, the molten man scene" and some scenes from the film, then it cut to the title card "Despicable Me: The Despicable Destiny of Gru", it said on the bottom "COMING SÖÖN" as the narrator said the said word... then a creepy shot of a ghost appeared in a background, ripping the tree branch apart and zooming in, to the DVD Menu, the DVD menÜ had homestar runner running at a tree from Drake from The Pebble and the Penguin, who was running up to him trying to eat him alive, it was one button, it pressed play....

I could not expect what It came next, the logo "Christopher Fartini Studios" logo came out, witch is a Disney rip-off, I decided to take a screen-shot of it, then we fade to sky background, i took a footage of it, then it said "Christopher Fartini Studios presents" the text faded out, and then the text faded in said "in association with Christopher Fartini Animation Studios" appeared, then it faded out, a cheaply made bloody red text zoomed in slowly saying "The Greatest Crossover" and then it panned down to HomeStar Runner eating recess, then, The Cat in the Hat bursted threw the box, and he said "i will make a huge disaster" the cat in the hat with Stanley from A Troll In Central Park with Poison Ivy turned everything into flowers and plants, and Stanley said "now rise and shine bloody rain" the bloody rain started appearing, then he was pushed into the door by The Cat In The Hat, and then Stanley ran into the door where homestar runner was following stanley the troll, I could not expect there where too much characters in, witch are the weather was even worse, Ronald McDonald said "welcome to The Cat in the Hat's birthday, we should celebrate" then they started to sing happy birthday as the cockroaches started crawling on Woody and they mentioned the character from the French TV show The Magic Roundabout "Dougal (or Doogal)" The Cat in the Hat started smashing the cake after blowing the candles, The Cat In The Hat said "alright guys, Ronald McDonald will do the rap song now" Barney and Garfield started setting up the show with the chair's being placed on the wall to make more room, the speakers are next to the windows, as Ronald McDonald started, rapping, "this is life, we walked and talked about this all night, we are hailed to the building and we can do whatever we want, and we want to revive that roach from MelMac, there we are, we summoned Satan to rule the city, then we put flowers all over the city" the spotlights came on "WE ARE THE FUCKING GREEDY BITCHES! WE WANT ARE GASTOW'S!" and then it faded to black, then it faded to the undercover area and witch at the beginning of the scene, the sound sounded like speakers shredding into bits, all of them said "GET READY FOR THE PARTY" all of them yelled, Godzilla did a tremendous roar in front of everyone as the McDonalds rap started playing, all of the danced expect me, then they all beated up me, then the scene kept going, after that this cut to the scene where everyone, shouted the ducks flying at the sky as the sky was brown, and everything is still covered with flowers and plants, The Cat in the Hat yelled "SHOOT THE FUCKIN' DUCKS FROM THE SKY" Boog and Elliot preceded to shoot the ducks flying in the air as a non-existent Word War 2 theme started playing, and also, everything went wrong, the plane flying down and Po from Kung Fu Panda shot the entire plane causing the plane to blow up...
 * The Cat in the Hat
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Gru
 * Dru
 * Mike Wazowski
 * James P. Sullivan
 * Bill Chiper
 * the Keebler Elf
 * the Minions
 * Henry J. Waternoose
 * Boog and Elliot from Open Season
 * Shrek
 * Donkey
 * Woody
 * Buzz
 * Whreck-It-Ralph
 * Bo Peep
 * Jessie
 * Oscar and Lenny from Shark Tale
 * Lightning McQueen
 * Mater
 * Doc Hudson
 * Sally from Cars
 * Keebler Elf
 * the Lorax
 * Godzilla
 * Pingu
 * Pingo
 * Pinga
 * the Penguin's from the don Bluth movie The Pebble and the Penguin
 * Dex Dogtective from the worst movie Foodfight!
 * Flik from A Bug's Life
 * Tom and Jerry
 * Barney the Dinosaur
 * Garfield
 * Po from Kung Fu Panda
 * Harry Potter
 * both Feivel and Tiger from An American Tail
 * Stan Beals from The Ant Bully
 * and last but not least, Mr, Potato Head

tits, when it faded to the swimming pool scene for a celebration, all of them where swimming naked, expect for homestar runner, Po from Kung Fu Panda lay down in front of me then he turned, then he sang open sesame, then we fade to the scene where Drake, the antagonist of The Pebble and the Penguin was chasing homestar runner, just like in the DVD menu, the scene going and going, then everything went wrong again Drake was crushed to death by a rock, then homestar runner pulled up the rock to see Drake’s corpse with blood, and his tounge was sticking out, then a stick walked in front of me, then it hit me on a face multiple times, I thinked that it was a branch, Gru and Dru both shot the invisible man in a face that was holding a huge stick, Gru walked in front of me "are you okay home star runner" home star runner spoke for the first time "yes indeed" he shook the dirt off of him "okay now you see, now, i know it is the Cat in the Hat's birthday, I know, Tiger is now going to hunt me down" Tiger said "I know, but homestar runner, you are a friend" homestar runner said "now Stanley is coming for me" then Stanley run up here and said "oh oh, I see I covered the up the world with flowers and plants, now bog from koala kid is coming for me" homestar runner said "RUN!!!" they all ran.

then it faded to everyone saying to the Cat in the Hat, DO THE ROAR!!!, everyone screamed and ran from the everything, now The Cat in the Hat started to roar, now that shit anyway now that Bog appeared now from no where, now everyone started to battle Bog the Saltwater Crocodile, now everyone was thrown off by Bog witch are Dru then said "let's do this" and then he did shot Bog multiple time then he threw everyone off execpt for Stan Beals, The Keebler Elf, Homestar Runner, Gru, Pingu, Buzz, Woody, Ronald McDonald, The Cat in the Hat but he is still roaring, James P. Sullivan, The Lorax and Lightning McQueen and also Mater with Sally and Bo Peep, also Henry J. Waternoose, they all kill bog but the door opened so fast that it the roar bursted out of the building causing the Water Fountain to turn on and Bog was flying away from incredibly high speed, and an explosion appeared from the distance, The Keebler Elf said "now everyone, congrats everyone, now Bog is in my ass now" all of them cheered then they started to have a party, they cheered and cheered some more as HomeStar Runner was called as, a hero then they all celebrated forever, then the camera panned up to the clouds, then it said
 * Stanley
 * Fievel
 * Tiger
 * Pingo
 * Pinga
 * Dex Dogtective
 * The Penguins
 * Bill Chiper
 * Mike Wazowski
 * Oscar
 * Lenny
 * Wreck-It-Ralph

THE END.

the the screen faded to black, the credits said, the director's name was, Christopher Fartini, the producers where named, Nicky Knock Universo, Tilly Oscars and Titty Car-Crashers the executive producers where Mozzie Aussites, the writter was Herion' McWeed, the composer was Kerch Screech, the editor was Nippy Nibbler, the visual effects supervisor was Creamin' Oscars, the sound designer was Doody Doodles, the co-producer was Charlie Fucker, and the casting by was by Niggo Gill

the voice actors where "Chech Ziggo Zirro" "Diggin' Rogers" "Kevin Rockos" "Manny Weeners" and "Canny Can-Garbage" the story artist was "Carry McGo the visual development artists where "Christopher Fartini" and other weird peoples names and the artists/animators names where really weird at this point, instead showing the Dolby Digital logo is "Fartini/McWeed Digital Sound" and the films copyright said "@ 2004 Fartini Enterpirses Inc. All Rights Reserved." and the bottom said "not to be viewed in the public." the films soundtrack was Christopher Fartini Records where Christopher Fartini was holding a cellphone, it said after "Distributed by Heroin' McWeed Film Distribution" and then the closing logo is the same logo at the beginning, then I took the disc out, and I putted it back at the store where it came from, then I played Super Mario Bros. 66 years later. Christopher Fartini was at the door, he knocked on the door, then I opened my door, then he hit with a baseball bat, restoring my life, after I woke up I was at the hospital, then doctor said "Christopher Fartini is arrested now broody" now, if you go look at the film, just do not buy it, please do it what I am saying about it, do, not, buy, it.